It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
tell me about the eggs
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