I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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