OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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