Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
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i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
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Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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