I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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