Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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