No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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