she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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