it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
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It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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