was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
True strength comes from lack of pants
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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