So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
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I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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