If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
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I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
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He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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