so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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