oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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