So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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