using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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