no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
