So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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