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i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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