i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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