It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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