He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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