He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
My dad is sitting where you rode me
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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