He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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