I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
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I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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