Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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