I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Randomize
