your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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