you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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