I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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