this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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