I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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