I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.