Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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