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It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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