is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
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Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
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I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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