you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I checked into jail on foursquare
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
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in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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