Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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