I love black thongs
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
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I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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