I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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