its not stalking. its research.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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