do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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