he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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