There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
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Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
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Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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