Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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