dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Girls should come with a carfax report
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
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I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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