I'm gonna have a badass scar
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
