How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
