You made me cry and you don't even care
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
i drank out of a bidet.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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