So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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