How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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