Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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