Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
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I have fence marks all over my body
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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